Thursday, February 4, 2010

***Costco Sample Update for February 4th, 2010***

HOLY MOSES! The sample ladies are in full force today.  If you are not at Costco I recommend that you get there ASAP.  Today's menu includes: All Américan chocolate cake, jalapeño artichoke dip on chips, tostitos salsa & chips, chocolate covered raisins, vitarain drink, sobe lifewater, puta chips & hummus, sun chips, chicken salad on wheat bread, pulled pork sandwich with sweet baby ray's Sauce, chipotle tri tip, omaha steakhouse tri tip (sample of the day), vanilla ice cream w/blueberries, pizza - boboli sauce w/fresh mozzarella, meatballs in Jamaican me crazy sauce, hot n spicy chicken wings, cracked pepper wings, honey BBQ wings.


My overall rating is 9.6/10!!!! In leading up for the big game this weekend, the sample ladies are on full display at the SAMPLE BOWL.  There was a massive onslaught of party snacks hitting me from every angle.  Right at the front door, near the electronics, they hit me with chocolate cake - such an early offensive strike took me by surprise.  They then lined up three types of chicken wings (honey bbq, cracked pepper, and hot n spicy)  in the back field that proceeded to bowl me over.  On defense the sample ladies lined up in a 4-3 and blitzed the crap out of me with ice cream, chocolate raisins, hummus, and pulled pork on the front line.  Our reporter on the sidelines is telling me that Friday and Saturday will be have an even stronger sample line... Friday's halftime performance will be delivered by Michael Bolton.

2 comments:

na said...

Where can I buy that SAMPLEBOWL SHUFFLE video?

Wes Larson said...

Those samples were the tits.