***Costco Sample Update for November 18th, 2011***
The most distinguishing feature of the Samplesaurus compared to other species of dinosaur is it's uncanny ability to survive long periods of time (up to 300 years in some instances) while in a vegetative state. Scientists at CERN have extracted blood samples from the Samplesaurus to target the DNA structure in search of a cure to rescue coma miracles. Dr. Baughanovich has hypothesized that the introduction of Samplesaurus extracted cells into the human body with concentrated doses of free samples from Costco could allow humans to hibernate, possibly preserving the human mind and body for decades. He is also looking to combine freezing technologies practiced in the blockbuster hit "Encino Man."
Today's Menu: four cheese ravioli, otisspunkenmeyer chocolate cookies, all natural veggie spring rolls, edamame, stephen's coca variety, special k fruit crisps, organic vegetable base, stuffed queen olives, progresso clam chowder, saltine crackers and cheese, pumpkin cheese torta on a multigrain cracker, Ikuma sushi
Overall rating - 8.1/10
The Ikuma sushi was incredible... best store bought sushi since the stone age.
